TV show producer:
Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
From shades of sunrise to sunset.
From the darkness of coal to the medium of honey to the brightness of Christmas morning.
reminder: ferguson and palestine are still happening and are still important even though there’s less attention being paid to them right now
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with